I Ran Away to Evil by Mystic Neptune

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A reluctant heroine finds unexpected love when she’s sent to assassinate a lonely dark lord in the first book of this cozy romantasy series.

Henrietta Doryn has never enjoyed fighting. She’d rather be in the kitchen baking cookies. But it’s her duty as Warrior Princess to face off against the forces of evil. As such, she’s unceremoniously shooed from her kingdom to go eliminate the all-powerful Dark Lord next door.
Keith Monfort has never enjoyed ruling with an iron fist. He’d prefer to be in his workroom tinkering with practical magic. But it’s his duty to lead the Dark Enchanted Forest and the forces of evil. So when Henrietta shows up at his door, he’s only too happy to invite her in for tea to talk it out instead.
Can this unlikely pair prevent war between their two kingdoms? Where do their true loyalties lie? And when will they finally confess their growing feelings for each other?

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File Name:i-ran-away-to-evil-by-mystic-neptune.epub
Original Title:I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com
Creator:Mystic Neptune
Language:en
Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0CXSB4QSR
Publisher:Podium Publishing
Date:2024-04-23T00:00:00+00:00
File Size:3.947 MB

Table of Content

1. Cover
2. Title
3. Copyright
4. Contents
5. PROLOGUE Welcome to Dungeon Delves and Debutantes
6. CHAPTER 1 Gosh-Darned Isn’t Very Vicious
7. CHAPTER 2 So You’re Here to Kill Me?
8. CHAPTER 3 Bridge Trolls Are a Delight
9. CHAPTER 4 I Would Be Disappointed If I Had to Kill You
10. CHAPTER 5 Geran Grim’s Ode to the Lace Kerchief
11. CHAPTER 6 Let’s Not Blow Up and Almost Kill Me This Time, Alright?
12. CHAPTER 7 This Is Madame Potts’s Cast
13. CHAPTER 8 So Don’t Be a Hero
14. CHAPTER 9 Who Could Turn Down a Free Back-Pain Relief Potion?
15. CHAPTER 10 This Was Going to Be a Lot of Work
16. CHAPTER 11 His Viciousnesss Would Never Deny Someone Their Freedom of Speech
17. CHAPTER 12 Raise, Resurrect, or Revive
18. CHAPTER 13 And How Did That Make You Feel, Princess?
19. CHAPTER 14 Self-Destructive Suicidal Princess Come to Punch Him in the Face
20. CHAPTER 15 You Do Know What Afternoon Tea Is?
21. CHAPTER 16 Who Swam in the Dark Lord’s Moat?
22. CHAPTER 17 A Terrible Prophecy
23. CHAPTER 18 Am I or Am I Not Your Prisoner?
24. CHAPTER 19 Only an Idiot Would Declare War on the Dark Enchanted Forest
25. CHAPTER 20 A Late-Night Potts’s Cast
26. CHAPTER 21 Sorry, Floofpoof Lv 6
27. CHAPTER 22 A Long-Standing War About His Buttons
28. CHAPTER 23 Silk Was My Guilty Pleasure
29. CHAPTER 24 Who Told the Future Like This?!
30. CHAPTER 25 Which One of Us Would You Like to Fight First, Princess?
31. CHAPTER 26 Interested
32. CHAPTER 27 Did I Want to Hold Hands with a Ruffled Dark Magician King?
33. CHAPTER 28 Harbingers of Death and Destruction
34. CHAPTER 29 How Do You Audit Someone for Fun?
35. CHAPTER 30 Leave My Captured Princess Alone, Chloe
36. CHAPTER 31 To Confront or Not to Confront, That Was the Question
37. CHAPTER 32 Treasure Hunting
38. CHAPTER 33 Special Delivery for You
39. CHAPTER 34 How to Care for Carnivorous Weeds
40. CHAPTER 35 The Pounce Protectorate
41. CHAPTER 36 You’re the Dark Overlord!
42. CHAPTER 37 I’ll Never Turn Down a Bit of Gossip
43. CHAPTER 38 A Good Plan Made in Jest Is Still a Good Plan
44. CHAPTER 39 I’M HERE ON A QUEST
45. CHAPTER 40 My Necromancer Can’t Resurrect Ashes
46. CHAPTER 41 One Dwarfess Held a Whip
47. CHAPTER 42 Obnoxious Micromanagement Was a Skill
48. CHAPTER 43 The Unigoat Fell Apart in My Mouth
49. CHAPTER 44 His Never-Ending List of Kingly Duties
50. CHAPTER 45 You Aren’t Napping on My Bridge, Are You?
51. CHAPTER 46 Why Is Everybody So Enamored with the Princess’s Socks?
52. CHAPTER 47 The Flat of the Blade Across My Throat
53. CHAPTER 48 Paint the Castle Pink
54. CHAPTER 49 Keith’s Godmother Was Trying to Kill Him?
55. CHAPTER 50 Keith Is Going on a Date
56. CHAPTER 51 All This Just to Go Get Someone Who’s Been Yeeted into the Woods?!
57. CHAPTER 52 A Real Princess
58. CHAPTER 53 A King-Size Bed
59. CHAPTER 54 Phrasing, Penelope, Phrasing!
60. CHAPTER 55 A Walking Glow-in-the-Dark Mage
61. CHAPTER 56 You Stab Things, I Light Things on Fire
62. CHAPTER 57 Not Very Heroine of Justice
63. CHAPTER 58 There Was Something Inherently Delightful About Lighting Everything on Fire
64. CHAPTER 59 Some Sort of Impressive Kingliness Skill
65. CHAPTER 60 Crushing His Skull Between Her Thighs
66. CHAPTER 61 No One to Hear You Scream
67. CHAPTER 62 Let Me Out
68. CHAPTER 63 Stabbed by Your Date
69. CHAPTER 64 The Bloodthirsty Urge to Go Burn Down Drendil’s Castle
70. CHAPTER 65 Arrest This Human!
71. CHAPTER 66 Death by Mana Burn
72. CHAPTER 67 King’s Hold
73. CHAPTER 68 Actually Communicate
74. CHAPTER 69 Perrrfect Timing
75. CHAPTER 70 What If She Betrays You?
76. CHAPTER 71 Far, Far Away
77. CHAPTER 72 The Semi-Naked Beastman Lounging on a Daybed in the Dungeon
78. CHAPTER 73 You Don’t Look Like a Sadistic Freak Bent on Destroying Our Lands
79. CHAPTER 74 Assassin Is a Perfectly Respectable Class Choice
80. CHAPTER 75 The Dark Enchanted Forest Had Sturdy Porcelain
81. CHAPTER 76 Luckily, I Am a Patient Dark Lord
82. CHAPTER 77 It Was Terrible. It Was Heartbreaking
83. CHAPTER 78 I Guess There’s No Time for a Manicure
84. CHAPTER 79 I Thought I Was the Weird One!
85. CHAPTER 80 Desperate Times Call for a Desperate Dark Lord
86. CHAPTER 81 Veralyn’s Enchanted Restraint Manacles
87. CHAPTER 82 She’d Magically Befriended All the Minions
88. CHAPTER 83 How Rude
89. CHAPTER 84 What About My Experience Points?
90. CHAPTER 85 Let’s Hear the Riddle!
91. CHAPTER 86 Miss Gerda Did Not Disappoint
92. CHAPTER 87 A Song About Magical Arson
93. CHAPTER 88 If Your Wife Accidentally Kills My Wife, I’m Not Going to Be Happy
94. CHAPTER 89 Still, Still, and This One Won’t Stab You
95. CHAPTER 90 That Wasn’t Becoming of a Dark Lord
96. CHAPTER 91 It’s Functional!
97. CHAPTER 92 He Won’t Kill Us While We’re Visiting
98. CHAPTER 93 Miss Hammerwinkle’s Axe-Throwing Tea Party
99. CHAPTER 94 What’s a Little Duel Between Royal Neighbors?
100. CHAPTER 95 Their Royal Highness of Peldeep
101. CHAPTER 96 Being a Dark Magician King Was Hard, but Dating the Heroine of Justice Was Harder
102. CHAPTER 97 Decorum be Damned
103. CHAPTER 98 I Ask for Decorum and Restraint
104. CHAPTER 99 You’re Not Just Any Debutante; You’re Our Debutante
105. CHAPTER 100 It Pleases Me That You’re Not Dead, Monfort
106. CHAPTER 101 Wait! I Haven’t Been Tortured!
107. CHAPTER 102 Some People Have No Respect
108. CHAPTER 103 Without Nefarious Intent
109. CHAPTER 104 What’s Your Dexterity?
110. CHAPTER 105 I Will Never Marry You
111. CHAPTER 106 Please Don’t Destroy My Palace
112. CHAPTER 107 You Are Annoyingly Sharp for a Princess
113. CHAPTER 108 Where Is Henrietta?
114. CHAPTER 109 It’ll Be Alright
115. CHAPTER 110 Physical Torture Would Have Been Preferable
116. CHAPTER 111 An Emotional Support Brownie
117. CHAPTER 112 A Higher Intelligence Means Nothing If You Can’t Use It
118. CHAPTER 113 Could I Fight While Flying If I Rode Keith from Behind?
119. CHAPTER 114 Molten Ash Vane
120. CHAPTER 115 What a Disgrace to the Arts
121. CHAPTER 116 The Guard Wasn’t Turned into Paste
122. CHAPTER 117 Cheat with Bridges
123. CHAPTER 118 His Greed for Cuddles
124. CHAPTER 119 Screw Propriety: I Need Portable Tea
125. CHAPTER 120 Witnessed!
126. CHAPTER 121 Your Line Ends with Me
127. CHAPTER 122 There’s No Help for It
128. CHAPTER 123 Happily Ever After
129. EPILOGUE Even More Dungeons, Dragons, and Debutantes
130. About the Author